she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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