I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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