How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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