YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
