Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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