Will you blow on my dice?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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