Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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