the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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