I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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