Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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