Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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