youre lurking in front of me
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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