is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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