Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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