5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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