Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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