Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
