Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize