I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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