Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I got inside last night via doggy door
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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