I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
So squirting runs in the family.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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