you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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