Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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