Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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