Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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