I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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