Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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