Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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