i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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