; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
My dad just said "fuck circus"
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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