remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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