I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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