i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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