Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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