great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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