dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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