would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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