Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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