My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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