As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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