...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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