1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
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we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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