Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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