I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Dicks are not precious.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
