Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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