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he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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