Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We just shotgunned beers for America
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The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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