the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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