I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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