is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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