it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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