I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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