How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She bit a glass in half.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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