we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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