i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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