I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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