so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
we're making bets on your personal life
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
