are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
How does it feel to date your dad?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize